My neighbor:

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 06/29/2017 at 10:46 • Filed to: None

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Damn kids racing around the neighborhood. They just moved in and think they own the place. Honey is my milk of magnesia ready? Your meatloaf ain’t pushing itself out.

CalzoneGolem > OPPOsaurus WRX 06/29/2017 at 10:51

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Take it to a track ya hooligans! *shakes fist gently due to arthritis*

OPPOsaurus WRX > CalzoneGolem 06/29/2017 at 10:52

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one of my neighbors told me to get off his damn lawn (he was a bit nicer about it than that) but I was setting up a swingset on his property. I was a bit off on the property line.

boredalways > OPPOsaurus WRX 06/29/2017 at 11:05

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Wait until this weekend when they are tearing donuts in your front lawn — one hand on the steering wheel and the other holding a lit Roman Candle!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > OPPOsaurus WRX 06/29/2017 at 11:17

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I would get them number stickers and make them go through tech inspection before navigating the cone course I set up for them.

shop-teacher > OPPOsaurus WRX 06/29/2017 at 11:45

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Whoops!

shop-teacher > OPPOsaurus WRX 06/29/2017 at 11:45

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Raising them right!